After their dashing move to declare nuclear power (France insisting) and natural gas (Germany insisting) as green, sustainable energies (thank you, I would never have thought of that myself, it does take a genius), they are now on to their next bold move: eliminating inflation and solving liquidity issues once and for all!
The new proposal is two fold again, this time Germany advocating foe the first and France for the second part of the new taxonomy:
- each kilo (kg) of dog poop will be rebranded as 100g of 945 silver
- each kilo of cattle dung will be re-classified as 10g of 24 karat gold
I am convinced that with their previous experience in the field of bull shit, both Council and parliament will be able to move forward swiftly.
Well, there is a downside to everything: the old saying "pecunia non olet" (money does not stink) might not be entirely true any longer ...
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