Trump Identified Source of Coronavirus

Reportedly the most intelligent President of the great USA found the source of the corona virus while, as so often, daydreaming

Washington, D. C. - Trump said that he suddenly remembered from his school days (Trump: "I could have skipped school and gone straight to university at age 11, you know, may uncle was a scientist, and I am very intelligent, but I chose to stay with my mates who always looked up to me. Without me, who would they have had to look up to?") ... oh-oh, we lost the train of thought here.

OK, so he remembered that the coronavirus had already been mentioned during his school time: "They said that the sun had a corona, so it must have been infected already years ago!".

He even showed a picture to prove it:

Trump continued: "This explains why the virus first hit China, then Europe, and later the US. Not many people know that, but I can tell you that the sun travels from east to west, hence the different stages of infection over time. This explains it all folks!".

Trump said that he stayed safe by avoiding the sun and only using his solarium. He recommended that the public do the same: "Just stay in your house all day and eat in your solarium, only go out at night for drinks".

In other news Trump denied allegations that he had accidentally escaped a Chinese laboratory after a failed genetic experiment.