Trump Invents Battery Charger that Runs on Batteries
In an overnight stunt the president of the United States has come up with a revolutionary idea that will rebuild the American automobile industry.
WASHINGTON — The greatest and most intelligent president studied all about electronics and manufacturing processes last night. Then he came up with a new invention; he said “I cannot believe that it took the great president of the great Immerican, uh, American people, to tell specialists how to do this. But I have done this many time before, because I am so smart”.
At a
meeting with scientists he explain that electric cars worked on batteries: “Not
many people know that these cars run on electricity and need batteries. And all
cars, as everyone knows, have built-in alternators, which produce electricity.”
The
president stated that using the alternator, the electric car could charge batteries
while driving: “Heck, if we leave out the carburetor, we could even fit in a
second alternator and double the production of elec...trons, electronics, eh, electrocity.”
He said
that he had already built a concept-car that can carry and charges 2.000
batteries at the same time: “It may have become a bit large, but anyone can
handle an 18-wheeler, right? Right?”.
He concluded saying that his work not only helped the great American automobile industry to win over their competition, but the charged batteries may even be, very like, possibly, potentially be a cure for the foreign Chinese virus: “I feel like I have killed two birds ... giant birds ... ostriches ... or something bigger like a, you know, Buckbeak ... like I have killed two of these ... or even more with one ... um ... oh look here, one gun.”
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